A. First of all, I knew there was a reason I didn't eat breakfast cereal that much any more.
Q. The magic book fairy pops out of your cereal box and says "you and your favorite character (from a book of course) can switch places!" Who are you going to switch with?
Secondly, I read a lot of horror literature, which doesn't exactly offer many characters with whom I'd care to trade places. I'll go in a different direction and trade places with Scott Pilgrim. He's about as clueless as me, but he's in a band, his girlfriend works for Amazon (maybe snag some free books, despite Scott's aversion to reading), and he's almost a superhero with his fighting skills. The whole "defeat my evil exes" thing might put me in some peril, but it beats trading places with that kid from The Shining.