Edward
Lorn has a new novel coming out this summer, a sinister sounding book
called Dastardly Bastard.
He's in the midst of a blog tour at the moment to get the word out,
so I threw out the ol' welcome mat for him to come and give us all a
glimpse of what we can expect from that bastard of a book of his.
Enjoy.
There's
a Big Hole in My Story
by
Edward Lorn
From
The End Times, Bay's End's local newspaper. In 1991, Officer
Mack Larson was quoted, saying this about Waverly Chasm:
"Back
in the `30s, Waverly Fairchild and his boy, Scooter, happened upon a
hole in the ground. Well, 'hole' don't quite cut it, as the crack run
two miles in length and a hundred yards wide. Waverly knew he'd come
across somethin' significant. He took stories back home to Bay's End,
spreadin' word about the majestic beauty of the chasm. Sad bit is,
Waverly ne'er did get a chance to appreciate his find. When him and
his boy went back to the chasm, Scooter fell off the side, ne'er to
be seen again. Waverly was all tore to pieces about what happened to
his youngun', so he gave the chasm up to Pointvilla county. Do you
blame him for not wantin' to see that blasted place again? Pointvilla
turned the site into a touristy type place, givin' tours and sellin'
souvenirs. You gotta see the morbid side, though. Scooter weren't
ne'er found, so his bones are still down there, collecting dust,
while people sightsee and have a good ol' time. Damn tragedy, if'n
you ask me. Pardon my French, o'course."
For
my sophomore novel, Dastardly Bastard, I put a big hole in my
story. I needed a place that could be both inviting and scary at the
same time. I've always found seemingly bottomless things quite
frightening. Whether it be a gopher hole, or something as big as a
canyon, if I can't see the bottom, I don't wander too close.
Being
a fan of local lyrics—urban legends passed down within communities
through songs and rhymes—my journey into Waverly Chasm began with a
poem:
"The
Dastardly Bastard of Waverly Chasm
Does
gleefully scheme of malevolent things
Beware,
child fair, of what you find there
His
lies, how they hide in the shadows he wears
`Cross
wreckage of bridge, is where this man lives
Counting
his spoils, his eye how it digs
Tread,
if you dare, through his one-eyed stare
This
Dastardly Bastard is neither here, nor there…"
I
wrote the poem an entire year before I started the book. I'm not a
poetry buff, but sometimes words just fit together in the proper way,
and I can actually use them. The poem became a jumping point for the
mythology surrounding Waverly Chasm, where the book is set.
In
the geography of my mind, Waverly Chasm sits between Bay's End and
Chestnut in Pointvilla County, Ohio. If you've never heard of these
places, it's because they're a product of my imagination. I've been
telling stories set in and around Bay's End for about two years. I
was working on a piece one evening and found I hadn't named the town
where the story took place. Bay's End popped into my head, and I
continued writing, not knowing that town would become the backdrop
for much of my future work. I've always been a fan of stories set in
small, rural towns. Places like Bay's End are disappearing, and I
think that's the draw. Scenic America is dwindling, becoming a part
of a bigger picture, and small towns are suffering. Mom-and-pop shops
are being replaced by corporate conglomerates. Independently owned
bookstores are being closed because they cannot compete with eBooks
and the larger chain stores. Because of all this, many people are
holding tight to their memories of small town U.S.A.
I
hold a certain place in my heart for folklore, so Waverly Chasm was a
pleasure to create. Unsubstantiated stories passed down through the
years have always fascinated me. When I was a boy, the Grimm Brothers
fairy tales were quite often the last thing I would read, or have
read to me, before bed. But as with everything else I read, my
folklore must have a darker side. I can't imagine I was the only one
upset at watching Disney's Snow White as a child, but maybe I
was. I felt let down. When the Grimmies told that story, there was
nothing cute about it. Disney left out the part where the Queen ate
the boar's heart the Huntsman returned with, thinking it was Snow
White's. Not to mention the Queen's comeuppance at the end in the
original version. If you don't know how it goes, I’ll just say the
Evil Queen has some pretty "hot" dance moves.
The
secrets hidden within Waverly Chasm are important to the plot of the
book, so I can't go into great detail without spoiling the story. I
will say that the chasm serves as a backdrop for the story, a place
where evil lives. The members of the tour group have no idea what
awaits them on the trail, but they are faced with a monster whose
appetite is insatiable. In that sense, The Bastard's needs mirror the
chasm's depths—they're both endless.
Because
of the way I write, I walked the trail right along with the
character's my group was comprised of, unearthing mysteries as I
went. I had no idea the story would take the arc that it did, but I
was pleasantly surprised. Waverly Chasm became more than just a
figment of my imagination. The locale became a memorable place that I
will not soon return to, for fear that I may not leave.
E.
A
big thanks to Ed for offering up some insight into his novel and love
of folklore. But that's not all that he's offering here today, as
we've got a little giveaway to get to now. Down below, you should
find a Rafflecopter form that you can fill out for a chance to win
your own copy of Dastardly
Bastard. So if you're as intrigued as I am about this book
and would like to get your hands on a copy with as little effort as
possible, all you've got to do is throw your name in that.
And to learn a little more about Edward and his work, you can find him on his blog, as well as Twitter and on Amazon.
And to learn a little more about Edward and his work, you can find him on his blog, as well as Twitter and on Amazon.


3 comments:
Definitely want to read this one.
Gef, thanks for having us!
This is fabulous thank you. I'm loving this.
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