I've enjoyed reading Suzanne Johnson's Preternatura blog for quite some time now, with it's reviews, giveaways, and book club posts on various titles she's reading. And now that she has her own novel due for release through Tor, I figured she would be a great person to cajole in to offering a guest post--though it seems it's been hijacked by someone else. Have a look and see for yourself.
Urban
Fantasy: From the Inside Overthrowing Tolkien
by Suzanne Johnson DJ Jaco
So, here we have a whole month dedicated to
urban fantasy, a genre that has gained a huge following since the early days
when radicals like Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton were shaking up the
fantasy-reading public by—
*shuffling
noises when a fight ensues over control of the keyboard, followed by a loud
crash as an author hits the hardwood floor after being zapped with magic*
Let’s start over, shall we? My name is DJ Jaco
(don’t call me Drusilla or I’ll get testy), and I’m a wizard. I work in New Orleans for the
Congress of Elders as a sentinel, or gatekeeper between the modern world and
the preternatural world Beyond.
What, you didn’t realize women could be wizards?
You thought women could only be witches? *huffs* Wrong wrong wrong.
Those of us who aren’t technically human have
finally realized it’s time to rise up and kick aside the immortal coils of
J.R.R. Tolkien and bring fantasy into the real world.
Welcome to urban fantasy, where (mostly) human
authors have managed to scratch beneath the surface of their mundane reality
and see what actually exists in your world—but still leave you the option of
pretending it’s only fiction. We’re pulling the strings, of course—all of us
with fur or fins or fangs, alive and undead, wielding a wand or pouring a potion.
The authors think they’re making us up. * Leans over and checks to make sure author
is still breathing and doesn’t need a resurrection potion* Some are so
deluded as to think their “muses” plant our existence in their imaginations. We
planned it that way.
We had to do something. Tolkien tried to set the
bar outside our reach, the old git, and fantasy literature fell right in line.
What do you humans believe? That all non-humans live in bucolic imaginary
worlds? That wizards must be old and male and wear pointy hats? That elves are
always tall and pretty and ethereal? That trees talk and walk? That dwarves are
short and ill-tempered and violent?
Which is why urban fantasy came to be. (Maybe
you better sit down for this.) Sometimes elves are dark, vertically challenged
jerks. Wizards can be young and female and eschew all hat-wearing. Trees are
wood, bark, and chlorophyll, for the love of all that’s scary.
Sadly, the bit about dwarves is pretty accurate.
And the world we all live in? It’s yours. You’re
just too unenlightened to see it, and we let you continue fumbling in the dark
because we figure you won’t take the news well that you are not, after all, the
center and epitome of all life forms.
So, my factotum, er, author, Suzanne Johnson,
was going to write this dry, boring blog post about how urban fantasy is
exciting because it stands at the crossroads of reality and fantasy. She was
going to point out how urban fantasy could dance closer to the fantasy side,
with imaginary cities in real states or countries, or it could muscle its way
into the mundane world. (Maybe next door to you. How well do you really know your neighbors?)
She was going to rattle on about how she used
the events around Hurricane Katrina in Royal Street
to bring fantasy into collision with the brutal reality of life in New Orleans in August and
September 2005.
Like she knows. I mean, she might have lived
through it, but so did I. Me—a wizard who is not an old long-bearded dude. I
was the one who had to deal with all the crap from preternaturals who came
prancing across the temporal boundaries between New Orleans and the Beyond when the hurricane
destroyed the borders between worlds.
I was the one who had to deal with flooded
streets and moldy houses and a crazy serial killer. Not to mention Marie
Laveau.
And who had to fend off the grabby advances of
the undead pirate Jean Lafitte? That would be me, not her. But I digress.
*
Scrambling in background as author manages to steal wizard’s staff and hit her
with it. Tug-of-war ensues. Author absconds with keyboard and hides in closet,
typing furiously. *
Sorry folks. You see what urban fantasy authors
have to deal with? We can’t just lock ourselves in our garrets with apples and
honey, making up bright, shining kingdoms filled with princes and faeries and
sweetness and light. Our faeries (and wizards) can be prickly and
untrustworthy. *feels tingle of magic
being used on door of closet and types faster* Okay, wizards are sort of
trustworthy but, God, are they pushy!
We have to live with the real things that go
bump in the night, in our world, in our time, and tell their stories. Sure, we
pretend it’s all fiction, because you really, really aren’t ready to know what
walks among you.
Be very, very careful out there.
---
Suzanne Johnson is the author of the new
Sentinels of New Orleans urban fantasy series that kicks off April 10 with the
release of book one, Royal Street.
A longtime resident of New Orleans,
she used her experiences during Hurricane Katrina as a backdrop for the story
of wizard sentinel DJ Jaco, who finds herself up to her assets in alligators
(figuratively speaking) and one persistent undead pirate after the hurricane
destroys the barriers between the modern city and the preternatural Beyond.
Royal Street is available for preorder at Amazon,
Book
Depository, Barnes
& Noble, or find a local independent
bookstore at IndieBound.
Website: http://www.suzanne-johnson.com
Preternatura Blog: http://suzanne-johnson.blogspot.com
On Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/Suzanne_Johnson
On Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Suzanne.Johnson.author

3 comments:
Posting again here for an extra chance to win FAIR COIN!
This is hilarious!!
I love DJ's voice (and the squabbles with Suzanne:)
Thanks for the comments, guys!
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